pipedog glitch
pipedog robinhood dog but he broke
hold $PG → print $PIPEDOG
100% of the creator fee go in the printer.
printer buy $PIPEDOG and send it to $PG holder. forever.
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brrrrrr
is it pipe? ERR_PIPE_NOT_FOUND_
this not pipe. have pipe and question. very curous...yes
counter is vibes, not an oracle. real numbers live on chain.
how the print work
every trade on $PG make a fee. on pons that fee is split, and the creator side belong to the printer — not to us. dog print dog.
FEE ACCRUE
trading fee pile up inside the locked uniswap v3 position. nobody can move the liquidity.
FEE CLAIMED
creator fee get claimed from pons. it come out as ETH and $PG.
PIPEDOG OUT
it buy $PIPEDOG on market and send it to $PG holder. more volume = more print.
no volume, no print. dog sleep. this is honest dog.
the more you hold
the print is not a race. it is not first-come. it is a slice.
your share of the supply is your share of the print.
hold 2× more $PG → receive 2× more $PIPEDOG. hold 10× more → receive 10× more. hold zero → receive zero. dog math. very simple. no trick.
- no stake, no lock, no claim button. you just hold it in your wallet.
- every print is split across every holder, in proportion to the bag.
- you sell your $PG → your slice go to the dog who stayed.
- the pie grow with the volume. your slice grow with your bag. two lever, one dog.
= 0.1000% of supply
example above assumes a 1,000,000 $PIPEDOG print. same ratio at any size.
wat is dis
pipedog was detective. he had pipe. he had question.
then the file corrupt. now he is pipedog glitch.
$PG is meme coin on pons, robinhood chain. supply 1,000,000,000. LP locked at launch. no team bag. the only utility is the printer, and the printer only speak one language: $PIPEDOG.
BUY $PG
on pons. do not buy the fake one, ticker is not unique. check the CA below.
HOLD $PG
you do nothing. this is the hard part for you. we believe in you.
GET $PIPEDOG
fees come back to you in the parent dog. two dog for one dog.
get $pg
contract address. verify it on the explorer. name, ticker and picture are not unique on a launchpad — anyone can clone the glitch dog. only trust this string.
question
is it pipe?
no. it was pipe. now it is glitch. the pipe is still there but the pipe is wrong.
why i get $PIPEDOG and not $PG?
paying you in the coin you already hold is a circle. we buy the parent instead. you hold the glitch, you receive the original. two dog for one dog.
how often is the print?
fees accrue inside the locked pool position and get claimed and routed to holders. more volume = more print. no volume = dog sleep.
is this the official pipedog?
no. $PG is an unofficial community meme that rewards its holders in $PIPEDOG. unofficial. very fan. much tribute.
can i lose money
yes. absolutely yes. it is a meme coin on a launchpad. it can go to zero and take your pipe with it. only send what you can watch disappear.